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9 Things Girls Should NEVER Do In Public – Sarcasm

9 Things Girls Should NEVER Do In Public – Sarcasm

It can be hard for girls to stay ladylike in public. From always trying to look good, to have perfect manners, there are many things that are expected of women. But, when it comes to doing these things in public, there is no debate that they are unacceptable behaviors. From losing their temper to peeing on toilet seats, these are 10 things girls should never do in public.


Pop A Zit 

With the popularity of blackhead videos circling the web, we feel it’s important to let the ladies know that this is not something you should do in public. Whether it’s popping your own zits, or someone else’s, it’s disgusting for the people around you. No one wants to see the dead skin and dirt that clogs your pores and splashes out when you pop your zits.


There are things like burping and farting that aren’t the most polite things to do, but sometimes you just can’t control it. But one thing you can control and a girl should never do in public is spit. Spitting show a lack of class, and can even make you seem less ladylike and less attractive. Even more, you should never spit on someone else when you are fighting.

Pick A Wedgie 

We get it, there is nothing comfortable about having a wedgie, and there is also no cute way to pick it out. Sure, you can totally mess with your underwear in the privacy of your own home, but leave it there. You never know who is watching, and digging your hands in your bottom is not a good luck.

Lose your Temper 

It’s true that you attract more bees with honey than you do with vinegar. But many women haven’t figured out that losing your temper in public won’t get you what you want. When you lose your temper in public it’s an uncomfortable situation, and it can leave a lasting impression for everyone involved.

Fight On The Phone 

If someone losing their temper in public isn’t bad enough when a phone is added to the mix, it can get really awkward. There are many times people don’t realize how loud they are being when they are talking on the phone. There are many times people don’t realize how loud they are being when they are talking on the phone. With the invention of headphones, this has gotten even worse.

Being Self-Deprecating

There is nothing sexier than a woman that has confidence. But have you ever been around a friend, and they have nothing good to say about themselves? There are times that girls will knowingly put themselves down in order to get compliments. This is known as fishing, and it’s very unattractive. Ladies, you should look for confidence within yourself, and never fish for the praise of others.

Take Pictures Of Everything 

With the rise of social media, people are snapping and videoing every second of their day. It can get a bit annoying when you are constantly doing this in public. From taking selfies in the middle of a walking crowd to snapping your dinner, no one wants to see your obsession with yourself in public.

Pee On The Toilet Seat 

Is there anything worse than opening a restroom stall to find pee splashed all over the toilet seat? It should be a rule from now on that girls should never pee all over public toilet seats. We know it’s hard to keep everything in the pot when you are hovering over it, but ladies, it’s not hard to wipe it off. It’s just a common courtesy for the rest of the public that has to clean up after you just so they can use the restroom.

Banana Rule 

It’s sad that we even have to say this one because women already have a hard time with eating in public. But, things can get a little weird if you happen to make eye contact while eating a banana. Men are known to not to be able to control themselves, and when it comes to watching a woman eat anything with phallic shapes, their minds start to wonder. So, help yourself avoid creepy situations, and leave the Bananas, Hotdogs, and Lollipops at home!

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